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    文章來源:未知 文章作者:enread 發布時間:2020-04-20 07:56 字體: [ ]  進入論壇
    A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other hunter whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps1 to the operator, “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing2 voice, says, “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, and then a shot is heard. The hunter’s voice comes back on the line. He says, “OK, now what?”
    A woman carrying a baby gets on a bus. As she pays the fare, the bus driver looks at the baby and says, “Ugh! Lady, that’s absolutely the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.” The woman is fuming3. Still carrying the baby, she walks back toward the rear of the bus, finds an empty seat and sits down. She says to a man sitting next to her, “The bus driver was terribly rude to me when I got on. I’ve never been so insulted in all my life! I’ve got half a mind to tell him off.” The man says, “And that’s what you should do. Don’t let him get away with insulting you. Walk right up there and let him know how you feel. Go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
    Doctor: “What’s wrong with your brother?” 
    Boy: “He thinks he’s a chicken.”
    Doctor: “Really? How long has he thought this?” 
    Boy: “Three years.”
    Doctor: “Three years!”
    Boy: “We would have brought him in sooner, but we needed the eggs.”


    1 gasps 3c56dd6bfe73becb6277f1550eaac478     
    v.喘氣( gasp的第三人稱單數 );喘息;倒抽氣;很想要
    • He leant against the railing, his breath coming in short gasps. 他倚著欄桿,急促地喘氣。 來自《簡明英漢詞典》
    • My breaths were coming in gasps. 我急促地喘起氣來。 來自《簡明英漢詞典》
    2 soothing soothing     
    • Put on some nice soothing music.播放一些柔和舒緩的音樂。
    • His casual, relaxed manner was very soothing.他隨意而放松的舉動讓人很快便平靜下來。
    3 fuming 742478903447fcd48a40e62f9540a430     
    憤怒( fume的現在分詞 ); 大怒; 發怒; 冒煙
    • She sat in the car, silently fuming at the traffic jam. 她坐在汽車里,心中對交通堵塞感到十分惱火。
    • I was fuming at their inefficiency. 我正因為他們效率低而發火。
    TAG標簽: 英語笑話